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A Scary Fortune Cookie!!My friend Brian recently got quite a disturbing fortune cookie. As you can see for yourself, it says Don't forget, you are always on our minds.
I think Brian has a fortune cookie stalker. In fact, he may have a group of stalkers - after all, it does say 'our' minds. Is it a group of surly bikers he sent to the slammer? A congregation of ex-girlfriends who banded together to covertly spy on him, their single-minded focus to monitor his actions and find the best time to strike? The smart money says it's a shadowy government agency like the CIA or NSA, but even more secret.
After all, who else would have the funds to buy an entire fortune cookie company just to deliver their threats?....
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So, the question is, why is he always on their minds? Well, Brian is a cool guy, and a good friend, but as far as we can tell, he doesn't know anyone who might be working in a fortune cookie factory. You might think his legendary status would warrant a legion of fans worldwide who cherish his image and persona. However, I feel something much more insidious is going on.