Week 17 Newsletter

August 4, 2009

PHONY LEAGUE BASEBALL NEWSLETTER

Vol. 25, No. 17
Season Week No. 17
August 4, 2009

PHONY LEAGUE BASEBALL
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Newsletter Editor: Mark S Zimmer

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TRADE DEADLINE EXTRAVAGANZA EDITION

Well, there was a lot of action among the Major Leagues as we approached July 31, which meant plenty of action in the Phony League, as the dilrods of MLB wrecked the hopes of several teams (though the Ham Fighters managed to dodge the Roy Halladay bullet, somehow). The National League really ended up as the beneficiary of the talent overall, with very little good coming into the American League. That didn’t stop us from claiming these marginal prospects, but when you’re faced with three slots in the wrong league, you might as well take a stab. I expect Lou Marson will catch nearly as much as Jeff Clement did this year (which is to say, not at all). And hey, I managed to reinstate Casey Kotchman, longtime Ghost Rider disappointment to continue his disappointing ways in the GR uniform.

Meanwhile, the Instigators not only manage to hold off the Foxes for yet another week, but actually extend their lead by two PRP. Impressive….See what happens when you actually pay a little attention to your team, Bill?

PLAYER OF THE WEEK NOMINATIONS:
Team………. Player……………….. BA.. OP….. OA.. Special Achievement
Tradewinds.. Kevin Youkilis………. .600. 44…… 1.760. 15 Hits
Mastodons… Jacoby Ellsbury…… .407. 39…… 1.444.
Ghost Riders Miguel Cabrera…….. .433. 37…… 1.233
Instigators…. Carl Crawford .440. 35…… 1.400

Team………. Pitcher………………. ERA OOBA. PP.. Special Achievement
Carp……….. Scott Kazmir………... 2.77. 1.077. 12.5.. 2 Wins
Instigators…. Brian Bannister…….. 2.08. 1.154. 9.5

Hard to argue with a .600 average. The Player of the Week is Kevin Youkilis.

Player of the week on the Bench is Jose Lopez of the Carp, with his .546 BA, 39 OP and 3 HR for the week.

TRANSACTIONS:

July 29:
INSTIGATORS acquire free agent Willie Aybar releasing Ryan Langerhans.
INSTIGATORS acquire free agent Tommy Everidge releasing Jeanmar Gomez.
BOVINE SOCKS acquire free agent Andy Marte releasing Alfredo Aceves.

July 30:
GHOST RIDERS acquire free agents Lou Marson and Carlos Carrosco releasing Jeff Clement and Wlad Balentien.
TRADE WINDS acquire free agent Ian Snell releasing Joe Crede.
BOVINE SOCKS acquire free agent Adrian Beltre releasing Jose Bautista.
FOXES acquire free agent Fausto Carmona releasing Josh Fields.

July 31:
FOXES acquire free agent Jim Johnson releasing Ramon Ramirez.
HAM FIGHTERS acquire free agent Ryan Raburn releasing Matt Herges.
HAM FIGHTERS acquire Jack Wilson releasing Bobby Crosby.

August 1:
GHOST RIDERS acquire free agent Casey Kotchman releasing Clayton Richard.
KIWIS acquire free agent Marc Rzepczynski releasing Scott Rolen.
BOVINE SOCKS acquire free agent Josh Roenicke releasing Nick Johnson.

August 2:
BOVINE SOCKS acquire free agents Edwin Encarnacion and Rajai Davis releasing Josh Willingham and Adrian Gonzalez.

August 3:
INSTIGATORS acquire free agent Justin Frasor releasing Glen Perkins.

The last day to postmark or deliver a waiver claim for the players released in this newsletter is Monday, August 10, 2009. If a claim for one or more of those players is postmarked or delivered on or before that date and does not specify whether it is a waiver claim or a free agent claim, it will be considered a waiver claim. Announcements of all free agent and waiver acquisitions are subject to change if a late arriving letter or postcard is received from a team with a superior claim.

REMINDER ABOUT FREE AGENT CLAIMS: When claiming a free agent, you must specify whether the player being released is in the lineup or not. The status of the released player is the status on the day before the claim goes into effect, which means in most cases it is the status on the day you send the claim. If the released player is not in the lineup on the day you send the claim, you can just note NIL, which, of course, means not in lineup. If the released player is in your lineup on the day you send the claim, you must report who will replace that player in your lineup. I do not care if you already reported a sub to your “checker.” You must also report the sub in the free agent claim. If it makes it easier to understand, when you make the claim just forget that you have a “checker” for your lineup and pretend that all your substitutions are reported to the person receiving the player claim. Then, report the substitution in the free agent claim.


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